My wooden deck is rotten.
My intercom doesn't work.
No food in the house.
Delivery driver didn't get the message about the intercom.
Locked into my own home because some f#cker meddled with my front door lock.
Now I'm being forced to listen to Aslan play live badly through the walls of my home, which I can't leave.
I'm tired, hungry and in the throws of my cycle.
